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I have issues with this.

My tits, what with them being nonexistent, fail to notice any difference.

Seriously, though: I do this at least daily. It's called "listening to music". I did that even before I realised it was therapy, and while sex is nice and all, I'll keep doing this too.

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Male tits are tits too 🤭

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Arguably. But they are never sentient entities. They have no conscience of their own.

Ever met a guy who named his tits?

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Well, now I need to know if there are guys like that.

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You'll find more men who named their biceps. I think THAT'S the closest male equivalent.

... and no, I haven't.

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I think more guys name their phallus, and perhaps their dangly bits too.

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Oh for fuck's sake please no.

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😂😂😂😂 oh my god I love this 🤣🤣

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Hahaha a tits-soothing meditation 🤭

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Just what we all need!

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😂😂 One fuck you length breath in...

Solid gold. All of this.

Thanks for strengthening my abs today. I can skip core now.

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Yasss! I'm the best health coach ever 😂 Happy I made you laugh ❤️

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🤣🤣🤣 I love you Maggie! This is exactly what I needed today.

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And there will be more coming 😊

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Haha yesss! Happy it helped ❤️

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😂😂😂😂😂😂 OH MY GOD I COULDN'T DO THE MEDITATION BECAUSE YOU HAD ME DYING TOO MUCH!!!!! This was fucking golden. All of your lines. I cannot. Thank you for this. 🙏😂

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Hahaha awww yay! Happy I helped you calm your tits 😂😂😂

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A short breath in...and a long breath out.... 😉🫠😵‍💫Oh ye of foul mind! 😂

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Hehe Foulminders unite! Fuckyou motherfuckeeeer could be our war cry.

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My favorite: perhaps you've encountered some asshats in the wild 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ain't that the fucking truth

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Hahaha YASSS! I may or may not have encountered some asshats in the wild right before writing the script 😉

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The ringtone idea is brilliant !

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Please try it! See how much it calms your tits 😂

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I’m dying. This is amazing. I’m going to save and listen to this every time I need to calm the fuck down because of some asshat’s actions.

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Haha awesome, there will be more of them 😁

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Jajaj Love this meditation as a ringtone to wake up

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Hahahahaha oh yes please 😂😂😂

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When we doing a podcast

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When you do a podcast like this

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Awesome 😂😂😂

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Thanks, hopefully it helped to calm your tits.

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😅 My favorite is how you pronounce m**********r 😂🤣😂🥲

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Oh sheet. Do I pronounce it in a weird way? 😂

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Breath - 1 x Fuck you; 1 x Motherfucker 😂😂😎👊🏻🤪 I just want to be a burrito x

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Don't we all!

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So many jokes - none I can make 🤪🚨🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

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Haha why not 😉

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The curse of a British public school education in the 70’s/80’s and ADHD 🤪😂😂

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