My tits, what with them being nonexistent, fail to notice any difference.
Seriously, though: I do this at least daily. It's called "listening to music". I did that even before I realised it was therapy, and while sex is nice and all, I'll keep doing this too.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 OH MY GOD I COULDN'T DO THE MEDITATION BECAUSE YOU HAD ME DYING TOO MUCH!!!!! This was fucking golden. All of your lines. I cannot. Thank you for this. 🙏😂
I have issues with this.
My tits, what with them being nonexistent, fail to notice any difference.
Seriously, though: I do this at least daily. It's called "listening to music". I did that even before I realised it was therapy, and while sex is nice and all, I'll keep doing this too.
Male tits are tits too 🤭
Arguably. But they are never sentient entities. They have no conscience of their own.
Ever met a guy who named his tits?
Well, now I need to know if there are guys like that.
You'll find more men who named their biceps. I think THAT'S the closest male equivalent.
... and no, I haven't.
I think more guys name their phallus, and perhaps their dangly bits too.
Oh for fuck's sake please no.
😂😂😂😂 oh my god I love this 🤣🤣
Hahaha a tits-soothing meditation 🤭
Just what we all need!
😂😂 One fuck you length breath in...
Solid gold. All of this.
Thanks for strengthening my abs today. I can skip core now.
Yasss! I'm the best health coach ever 😂 Happy I made you laugh ❤️
🤣🤣🤣 I love you Maggie! This is exactly what I needed today.
And there will be more coming 😊
Haha yesss! Happy it helped ❤️
😂😂😂😂😂😂 OH MY GOD I COULDN'T DO THE MEDITATION BECAUSE YOU HAD ME DYING TOO MUCH!!!!! This was fucking golden. All of your lines. I cannot. Thank you for this. 🙏😂
Hahaha awww yay! Happy I helped you calm your tits 😂😂😂
A short breath in...and a long breath out.... 😉🫠😵💫Oh ye of foul mind! 😂
Hehe Foulminders unite! Fuckyou motherfuckeeeer could be our war cry.
My favorite: perhaps you've encountered some asshats in the wild 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ain't that the fucking truth
Hahaha YASSS! I may or may not have encountered some asshats in the wild right before writing the script 😉
The ringtone idea is brilliant !
Please try it! See how much it calms your tits 😂
I’m dying. This is amazing. I’m going to save and listen to this every time I need to calm the fuck down because of some asshat’s actions.
Haha awesome, there will be more of them 😁
Jajaj Love this meditation as a ringtone to wake up
Hahahahaha oh yes please 😂😂😂
When we doing a podcast
When you do a podcast like this
Awesome 😂😂😂
Thanks, hopefully it helped to calm your tits.
😅 My favorite is how you pronounce m**********r 😂🤣😂🥲
Oh sheet. Do I pronounce it in a weird way? 😂
Breath - 1 x Fuck you; 1 x Motherfucker 😂😂😎👊🏻🤪 I just want to be a burrito x
Don't we all!
So many jokes - none I can make 🤪🚨🤦🏻♂️😂😂😂
Haha why not 😉
The curse of a British public school education in the 70’s/80’s and ADHD 🤪😂😂