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Katie Delaney's avatar

😂😂😂😂 oh my god I love this 🤣🤣

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Hahaha a tits-soothing meditation 🤭

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Katie Delaney's avatar

Just what we all need!

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Holly's avatar

😂😂 One fuck you length breath in...

Solid gold. All of this.

Thanks for strengthening my abs today. I can skip core now.

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Yasss! I'm the best health coach ever 😂 Happy I made you laugh ❤️

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Sara's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 I love you Maggie! This is exactly what I needed today.

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Maggie Jon's avatar

And there will be more coming 😊

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Haha yesss! Happy it helped ❤️

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Megan Lee's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂 OH MY GOD I COULDN'T DO THE MEDITATION BECAUSE YOU HAD ME DYING TOO MUCH!!!!! This was fucking golden. All of your lines. I cannot. Thank you for this. 🙏😂

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Hahaha awww yay! Happy I helped you calm your tits 😂😂😂

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CG Karas's avatar

A short breath in...and a long breath out.... 😉🫠😵‍💫Oh ye of foul mind! 😂

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Hehe Foulminders unite! Fuckyou motherfuckeeeer could be our war cry.

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🌟🌟Taylor Cecelia Brook🌟🌟's avatar

My favorite: perhaps you've encountered some asshats in the wild 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ain't that the fucking truth

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Hahaha YASSS! I may or may not have encountered some asshats in the wild right before writing the script 😉

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Michael's avatar

The ringtone idea is brilliant !

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Please try it! See how much it calms your tits 😂

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Chris Stanton's avatar

I’m dying. This is amazing. I’m going to save and listen to this every time I need to calm the fuck down because of some asshat’s actions.

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Haha awesome, there will be more of them 😁

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Marianela Martinez's avatar

Jajaj Love this meditation as a ringtone to wake up

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Hahahahaha oh yes please 😂😂😂

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Nur Nadar's avatar

When we doing a podcast

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Maggie Jon's avatar

When you do a podcast like this

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Adam Rockwell's avatar

Awesome 😂😂😂

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Thanks, hopefully it helped to calm your tits.

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Adam Rockwell's avatar

😅 My favorite is how you pronounce m**********r 😂🤣😂🥲

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Oh sheet. Do I pronounce it in a weird way? 😂

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Mark V Smallwood's avatar

Breath - 1 x Fuck you; 1 x Motherfucker 😂😂😎👊🏻🤪 I just want to be a burrito x

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Don't we all!

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Mark V Smallwood's avatar

So many jokes - none I can make 🤪🚨🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Haha why not 😉

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Mark V Smallwood's avatar

The curse of a British public school education in the 70’s/80’s and ADHD 🤪😂😂

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Male tits are tits too 🤭

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Maggie Jon's avatar

Well, now I need to know if there are guys like that.

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Maggie Jon's avatar

I think more guys name their phallus, and perhaps their dangly bits too.

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